2007-04-08 - 7:59 p.m.
I sometimes go on a rant to Nya, when I haven’t bathed, about how I am the filth and the fury. I’ll try to keep it up as long as possible, well past the point of irritation. I think it’s pretty funny to spout off about something that doesn’t really make much sense anyway.
But she doesn’t share my amusement and invariably reminds me that I’m not actually that furious. Nevertheless, I think it might help me not be so annoying if I definitively get out the rant here:
I am the FILTH and the FURY! See, I am the FILTH because I am FILTHY! And I am the FURY because I am FURIOUS! I haven’t taken a shower in DAYS and I’m starting to STINK! I am FILTHY! And I am full of ANGER and RAGE! I am FURIOUS! So, I am the FILTH and the FURY! You can’t STOP ME! The FILTH! And the FURY!
Okay, now that I got that out and am looking at it, maybe it’s not actually that funny. Sorry. You have to expect that sometimes; thanks for bearing with me…
© 2007 Geoff Gladstone
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